What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!