Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada?

Anonymoose

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code