What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.