What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic