What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

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