What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO