What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.