What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"