Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P