Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.