What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Previous Random Joke Next

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!