What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors