Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.