Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

A: Marching banned.

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.