Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."