Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.