Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.