What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste