What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.