What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!