What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.