What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!