What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!