A pitcher filled with margaritas!
Because she's Hadid.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
They don't know where home is.
The harder you hit it the more English you get
Because they like Poles.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Because he's a FUN-GUY :P
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
A margarita hits the spot every time!
