Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.