High wasted shorts!
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
A stairorist.
The Bawking Dead
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
Rage Upon the Latrine
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke
A short one with no punchline
Jim shorts.
They're both short essays.