What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood