What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog