Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.