Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus