Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate