What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back