What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.