Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Don't poop where you scoop.

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Unioncorns.

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Put a sock in it.

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It's all about the execution

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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See ewwww later!

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How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

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To boldly go where no man has been before !

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.