Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.