What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight