What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.