Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.