Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.