What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.