What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Kia Jokes More Kia Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Nissan Jokes More Nissan Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.