What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor