What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor