Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Single Person Jokes More Single Person Jokes

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

South Jokes More South Jokes

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.