What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Babysit Jokes More Babysit Jokes

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit