What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!