There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
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The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Because they love to slam duck!
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He has a no-trade Claus
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
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Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
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I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
They just wanna watch the world burn
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
They have the best schools for it.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Because she stole his heart
They had baron.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Nun.
It's hard to find them in the snow.
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.