Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why do whites call it reverse racism?

because, only whites are racist.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.