What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.