Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.