Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!