What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.