Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.