Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.