What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.