What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.