What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"