What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.