What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.