What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Church Bell Peal Jokes More Church Bell Peal Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.