What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Arrrrpg's

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bleotch!!

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I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.