Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.