Felon Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

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What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!