Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.