Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.