Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.