What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.