Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.