Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.