What do right-handed people hate most?

NSFW Having to switch hands at the computer.

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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