How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.