Romeo Jokes

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

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Apple the door myself!

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It can look round.

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We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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Because you know he's guilty

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What is important in relationships?

Reflexivity and transitivity.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Can't Jokes More Can't Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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Does that make you an iWitness?

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

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